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Excess Syllablation

  • Writer: cootputley
    cootputley
  • Nov 25, 2024
  • 1 min read

In a post game interview last week, Houston Texans running back Joe Mixon said that his team had played “complimentarary football”. Why have people suddenly decided to add unnecessary syllables to words? Was there a meeting in Minneanapolis where they conversated in order to get orientated and not resort to trickeration?

This is so aggravationary that I think I’m just going to turn off the volumation when I’m watcherarating a game,

That’s one man’s opinion - what’s yours?

 
 
 

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2 Comments

CB rhino
Dec 02, 2024

Hilarious

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LGB
Nov 25, 2024

This might be one of the funniest things I've read today!

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