What A Bunch Of Losers

There are 14 teams competing to win the Super Bowl. I will give you a reason that each team could lose,

Steelers, Commanders, Buccaneers - All lost to the Cowboys this year. No way they can win a championship with that on their record.

Baltimore Ravens - Blew a huge lead and only beat the Cowboys by 3. Edgar Allen Poe said it best: “Nevermore”.

Bills and Vikings - Always lose in the Super Bowl. Both teams are 0-4.

Texans and Lions - Injury lists longer than the rule explaining what a catch is.

Packers - Aaron Rodgers has gone into a secret hut and placed a curse on Green Bay.

Eagles - Their quarterback is in concussion protocol, but Jalen is now refusing to run a quarterback keeper. Says his tush Hurts.

Rams - Their helmet decal looks like the horn is broken. You can’t go to a head butting contest with a broken horn!

Broncos - Coach Sean Payton got a phone call from Jerry Jones, who wants him to take the Dallas job. Payton has no interest at all in coaching the Cowboys, but after listening to Jerry on the phone for ten minutes Sean is so confused he has forgotten how to coach.

Chargers - As demonstrated by his willingness to sign Ezekiel Elliott, Jim Harbaugh is more confused than Payton. When he sees Zeke suited up for practice he thinks he’s from Ohio State. Noticing that a team from Washington and a team from Texas is in the playoffs, Harbaugh prepares a college game plan.

Chiefs - No team could ever win three Super Bowls in a row.

Hope I’m wrong about that last one. Go Patrick!

That’s one man’s opinion - What’s yours?